Monday, January 10, 2011

ATTACK!

Ok so I work in a club so you can only imagine all the crap I deal with. Drunk people are NUTSO! The other day (well actually a couple months ago) a woman walked into the bathroom and shouted, "I'm a lesbian!" Then she ran into the bathroom to do her business. When she came out she started pointing at other girls and saying, "hot, hot, hot," as if she were playing duck duck goose. I, jokingly asked, "Hey! What about me!" And she ran over and bit and sucked my neck! I mean she jumped on me! YIKES!!! As hard as I tried I could not get her to stop! FINALLY after she stopped and left the bathroom I didnt know whether to laugh, cry, or go get tested for rabies! haha well here is the damage, it definitely doesnt do it justice! I hurt like heck!

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